I swear my neighbor and his baby mama just got back together last night and they’re having the kinkiest &@^+#*\ I have ever heard in my entire life. THE NOISES. O.o

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Caption This: “I’ll give you head for a dollar.”
I’m a fucking expert when it comes to wanking. Bloody hell. Quick ones. Slow ones. In-between ones. I’ve cut down a bit recently, but I’ve done more than my fair share of wanking over the years. If you’re on the road and there ain’t nothing left in the bar, then you’re going to seek refuge in Mother Fist and her Five Daughters.
Keith Richards (via thelustforglory)
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Sorry, I’ve been neglecting my Tumblah. I’ve just been wrapped up in my new, current passion. He is….

I really don’t know, but whatever it is, its working for him. 

YUM YUM SLURP SLURP.

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That’s fucking crazy. I actually believe that, and now to know there’s an ancient religion that use to teach the same theory, feels like..   
heyimanna: (via Deshabillez moi ஐ / Deneuve - Belle de jour de Bunuel)